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In 7th grade, one of our assignments was to do a biography on somebody - but you gave an oral presentation in which you were the person.
All the guys were George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, etc..
All the girls were Amelia Earhardt, Betsy Ross, etc..I was Eddie Murphy.
One of the skits I did to a class that had absolutely no idea what was transpiring was one of the Mr. Robinson's sketches. Only my teacher had any idea what I was doing and she was losing it.
Then later I did my own stand-up to which I thought was okay because I was technically Eddie Murphy.
The main focal point of my in-school suspension stemmed from, "Man ... bitches. Bitches can't drive for fucking shit. I need to put my makeup on, I need to look at my nails, where are we, I'm lost. Shut up bitch drive. Watch the fucking road. Listen to directions. I mean what the fuck did everyone think was going to happen when Amelia Earhardt got behind the wheel of an airplane? That suddenly women would be able to figure out where they were going?"
It got a lot of laughs, mostly (and obviously) because of all the cursing, hahah. My teacher to her credit let me finish the entire presentation and while I was still in front of everyone she gave me a slip to go directly to the principle's office and she recommended a week of in-school supsension, while she was still laughing, hahah.
- he is still arguably, the greatest snl performer.jaylarson