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    I am so bloody ill I canot even begin to describe the symptoms. Truly horrific. Some kind of a new supercold, like as though all the cold virused and bugs have somehow coagulated into the mother of all malaises. Its horrific, its like the plague. I can hardly put the words down.... headache, ringing noise, runny nose.... oh, awful. Words don't it... shivery, erm, coughy, cold and achy, sore nose I could go on but really theres not much point snuffly is a good one, and sore throat, and my ribs hurt, and... oh, its horrendous. The cold to end all colds. I'm dying, no doubt. No doubt about this, if I survive it will have knocled out some of my faculties. In many ways I'll be an amputee if I pull through. Not a limb, but my smell, or my taste witll be amputated, or maybe my bones will never fully regain their strength. Buckled limbs. I may have buckled limbs from this. Like rickets.

    I think I have rickets.

    • So many spelling errors here. Its indicative. I've amputated my capacity for language since getting this virus.Horp
    • You get sick a lot don't youcanuck
    • I always wonder about kids in this case. Are you quarantined?Jaline
    • hey, low blow.
      tom was born with rickets
      7point34
    • why are you picking on tom today? tsk tsk7point34
    • arrrrgrgghhagsdhjasg... someone kill me.Jaline
    • Please don't sneeze onto your computer's microphone.NotByHand
    • I bet 7.34 would be posting a joke in here, if I didn't have him on ignore.Jaline
    • It's probably the fault of that vandal. Left some germs behind me thinks.canuck
    • Too many notes to reply to here. I am SICK people, have a care wont you?Horp
    • just kidding!
      *pours water on 7.34 to wake him up
      Jaline

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