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  • ItTango0

    I was picking up a bunch of balloons for a friend's party. Standing outside the party shop was a young girl... really pretty,but kind of a mess. Early crack addiction (i'm guessing).
    I was stuffing the balloons into the back seat and she walked up and said in a really quiet voice "Can I suck your d*ck for $10?" So polite, it broke my heart. No shit.
    I said something goofy like, "uh, no thank you."
    Then she says "Ok" and walked back to her spot in front of the shop. Depressing.

    • thats hotOctober
    • You should have said, "if you have no teeth I will give you $15, how about that?"Meeklo
    • then when she said she has more than 1 tooth, you get to walk away, and give her a story to tell for the rest of her lifeMeeklo
    • you tight fuck :)mistermik

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