Weird Neighbors?
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At uni me and my friends were in a house with a few free rooms and the landlord moved this cunt in with us
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales…One time at about 1pm on a wednesday when I was doing the dishes he asked me if I knew where the red light district was (This is in Stoke on Trent) he found it eventually judging from the girls coming out of our bathroom in the morning.
Also had his car set up under a fake company so he would park it on double yellow lines right outside the house rather than just around the corner, got a parking ticket every day and didn't pay any of them.
Said he was gonna move to Japan because "Girls pay you to piss on them over there"
On his first day at university we locked him into the house by accident because the moron kept his house keys in his car for some dumb reason, he had to climb out of the top window in the lounge (shocked the entire pane didn't smash, only a thin bit of wood was supporting his massive girth). Ripped his trousers on the way out and turned up late anyway.
We came home and found a massive pile of chairs in the lounge and the open window and thought we'd been robbed, fucking bellend.