Tales from the Strip...
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Went down to LA for the first time about 4 years ago to DJ a record release party for a friend's band. The party was a huge success so naturally it was time to celebrate at the strip club. I had never been to such an establishment, and my boys knew it, so I knew I was in for it.
The lead singer of the band is the host of a well known Latino music video show and so when we got there, we were treated like total rock stars. The club, Spearmint Rhino, comp'd our admission and gave me a free lapdance. It was this big silly promotional coupon that basically screamed "newbie" when I slapped it down on the stage, instead of a real tip.
After sitting thru a few dances on the main stage, I was soon lead into the lapdance section by the lovely, muy caliente Maria who was fully convinced I was a "somebody," no matter how many times I told her I wasn't. My nervous chit-chat was abruptly cut short by the smothering of my face by her huge and awesome fake tits. I asked her about touching and she fully encouraged me to explore, ay papi! Things heated up quick, and I was pretty sure was getting more than the usual treatment. At the risk of this sounding too much like a Penthouse Forum story, I'll just say that my ending was happy, and Maria expertly used my underwear to clean herself up. WOAH! Never really seen that one done before...
My ego got even more inflated when I told my friends about it outside. They were all "Dude that sh*t never happens here!" Yeah well, you know how us superstar DJs roll ;-)