Tales from the Strip...
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I got the best fucking strip club story ever! Let me set the scene. It's circa 1997. I'm maybe 19 years old and still can't legally drink in the U.S., so me and my buddies decide we need to go to Mexico where the tequila flows freely. We make the 3 hour journey and hit up a few bars to get things going. As the night progresses some of the guys start clamoring to see some tits. We all agree this would be great and thus set out to find a gentleman's club. It doesn't take long, because if you wander the streets of TJ for long enough you'll eventually run into some nice Mexican fellow handing out flyers for nude girls. They'll take you down some dark alley where you expect to get murdered but it will be some hole-in-the-wall strip club. So we go in and order some more drinks and sit back to watch the action. It's pretty standard stripper action but one thing we do notice is that you're allowed to be a lot more hands on down there. People are making out and girls are getting fondled every way you can imagine. Anyway, we're in one of the back rooms and we see this guy up at the front of the stage and he's apparently really into this girl because he keeps grabbing this girls crotch and trying to finger bang her as she performs. This goes on for most of her routine until she decides she's had enough. She dances up to front of the stage, picks up on of the guy's beer bottles and smashes it over his head. Without missing a fucking beat she resumes her dancing while this poor dude is bleeding all over the place. We decide to get the hell out of there before things get really crazy, but not before finishing our beers. All I remember thinking was, "I don't think she's going to get a lot of tips now".
- getting beer bottles smashed on your head by strippers is a fetish in MexBattleAxe