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"My alternative wedding will be meaningful.
Our alternative love will last forever [via digital photographs //converted into HIGHLY BLGGBLE internet memes]
This is authentic alternative love.Our wardrobe will be custom tailored [remixed] thrift store clothes.
I will invite all of my alternative friends to my wedding. It will be awkward because my wife/husband and I will invite a great deal of our extended families. Most of them are conservative, and might not understand my friends & our lifestyle. We will justify ourselves’ to them by the end of the evening. They will understand that we are young and we are part of something bigger than ourselves’.
I will do whatever it takes our relatives get involved. I want them to have fun, and understand that my wedding is a Concept Experience. I will hand out moustaches as a symbol of unity. Even if my relatives ‘don’t get’ why they are putting on a moustache, they will laugh about it and have fun after a few glasses of Franzia. I will give them a website where their pictures will be posted. They will be impressed that I know so much about technology, and excited to use their new Dell Photo printer.
Even my conservative Uncle let loose and ‘became 1′ with the wedding party. I was relieved. I compromised my progressive views on ‘faith’ and let a preacher marry us just to make my mom happy. It felt good to see her happy, even if I don’t believe in what she believes in."
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- Did you get lots of alternative gifts?MrOneHundred