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My gf still thinks I'm terrible at DIY because I intentionally messed up building some stuff years ago so she wouldn't ask me again (I am terribly lazy).
The arrival of our new coffee table, that I want to use tonight, has put me in an awkward position.
- Maybe I am terrible and it wasn't a plan after all?Jnr_Madison
- did you cleaned your stuff up before she came back?********
- Oh i'll put you in an awkward position, alrightlocustsloth
- On most fixit projects i tend to break something in the process of fixing it or something elselocustsloth
- tell her that women who can build things make you terribly wet. then get a whip out and ask her to get to work.emukid
- you can fake another break in and say that it was helpful nomadic scandinavians7point34
- you gotta whip it. whip it good.emukid
- if it's glass, shit on ithallelujah
- sometimes it's hot when a person can fix stuff. ...Jaline
- like the bottom of a boat7point34