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    gf has been away working for the last 4 days and due to my apathy for housework, it looks like someone has broken into the flat. There's every drawer open, books and clothes all over the floor etc.. only thing that's missing is a big shit on the carpet... but I have time.

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    • serious now. you have a gf?
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    • sorry i stole your shit
      OM NOM NOM      7point34
    • give yourself a black eye for unending sympathy and sell some of her valuablesGreedo
    • is she going to believe you or her own eyes?
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    • A few days is fine but once it looks like someone broke in....it's time to clean it. Or...just run away and don't come back.Jaline
    • lol jaline
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    • Yes, pablo, I have a gf, is this so hard to believe?

      ps. I've even had sex with her.      Jnr_Madison
    • ..when she was asleep.Jnr_Madison
    • during supper
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    • small world, me too7point34
    • ...but it was when you were asleep, Jnr7point34
    • She's not a fighter during supper.Jnr_Madison
    • Is her name "emu"?Jaline
    • You take that back.Jnr_Madison
    • oh you know i'm lying. You never sleep.7point34
    • I sleep with my third eye open.Jnr_Madison
    • passed out in a plate of spaghettihallelujah
    • i am coming overemukid
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