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    Follow these four simple steps:

    Step 1: When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.

    Step 2: When asked about your past, give vague, open-ended answers.

    Step 3: Have a great name.

    And finally, Step 4: Look fantastic in a suit. Look fantastic in casual wear. Look fantastic in anything. Sound good. Smell good. Kiss good. Strut around with supreme confidence. Be uncannily successful at your job. Blow people away every time you say anything. Take six-hour lunches. Disappear for weeks at a time. Lie to everyone about everything. Drink and smoke constantly.

    Basically ... be me.

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    • well 2 out of 3 aint bad, eh Jerome?7point34
    • You are so mysterious...rawrtasty
    • i keed, it's a great name.
      *snorts      7point34
    • you stole that from something. I just can't think of whatsection_014
    • Haha, it's an SNL skit. Actually, I just saw it posted above when I was going through this thread.
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