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- SkyPoo0
You should plan for a scene where she 'accidentally' catches you masturbating. I know it sounds extreme, but it may take something like that shock her out of the comfortable "best friend" mental image she has of you right now. If you can possibly contrive it so that she walks in and cathces you right at the point of commencing orgasm you can stare at her wild eyed and huff the words "Can't... stop... now... about... to... climax..... please... just.... hold... my... other... hand...." she will be morally obliged to 'meld' the idea of friendship (symolised by the hand holding) with the idea of basic sexual need (symbolised by you twanking it like an angry blacksmith)... and voila! she's your a mate for life.
* Disclaimer: To date this has not yet worked for me, but this is due to poor timing on my part. They have always walked in BEFORE I am at orgasm stage, and I have had to run after them shouting "Just give me twenty seconds to reach orgasm... maybe less if I go a bit faster... I REALLY NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW".
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