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    HEY GUYS SPEAKING OF POLITICS LETS HAVE A CHAT ABOUT THE KIND OF SHIT WE'RE FORCED TO PUT UP WITH RIGHT HERE ON THIS FORUM!!!! THAT'S RIGHT BABY, WE'RE TAKING POLITICS BACK HOME, AND IT AIN'T GOT A GOOD REPORT CARD TO SHOW MOMMY. AND ONCE MOMMY FINDS OUT HOW BACK POLITICS DID SHES GONNA GIVE POLITICS A SPANKING AND SEND IT UP TO IT'S ROOM WITH NO JELLO PIE, BOOO HOOOO.

    ANYWAYS, YOU KIDS GET SO RILED UP ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN AND HIS VARIOUS INDULGENCES (MORE THAN HE CAN COUNT), YOU MISS THE BIG PICTURE! THAT'S RIGHT, THE BIG PICTURE! THE BIG PICTURE IS ALL ABOUT WHAT GOES ON RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. I'M TALKIN YOUR LIFE, AND YOURS, AND YOURS!!!! (YAYYYY) THE BIG PICTURE! ALL YA GOTTA DO IS TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND START PICKIN'EM APART LIKE A CAT INVESTIGATING A ROTTEN BIG TOE STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND! GROSS!!

    TAKE SOME OF THESE EXAMPLES AND SEE IF YOU CAN CONNECT THEM TO THE BIG PICTURE!!!!!(?)

    1. WHEN YOU GO INTO A COFFEE SHOP, YOU STAND IN LINE AND WAIT YOUR TURN, HOW COME THE WORLD IS SO SET UPON RULES? NEXT TIME YOU GO FOR A COFFEE RUN, BRING A STAPLER AND A FEW PAPER CLIPS AND STAB YOUR WAY TO THE TOP!

    THE BIG PICTURE!

    2. HEY HOW COME THERE ARE SO MANY OLD PEOPLE HANGING AROUND THE STREETS? WHY WONT THEY JUST DIE ALREADY SO WE CAN MOVE INTO THEIR HOUSES? I SAY THAT WE CONFUSE THEM WITH OUR KNOWLEDGE OF COMPUTERS AND SEND THEM FRIGHTENING EMAILS THAT WILL BE SURE TO INDUCE HEART ATTACKS. HAHAHAHAHA!

    THE BIG PICTURE

    3. AND FINALLY, FUCK QBN! YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME POLITELY TO KEEP ALL POLITICAL DISCUSSION WITHIN THIS THREAD, YOU JUST TOLD ME TO! I'M GONNA GO OVER THE THE BLOG THREAD RIGHT NOW AND ASK PEOPLE WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT OBAMA. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

    IT'S THE BIG PICTURE, BABY!

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