How do you keep yourself awake at work?

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  • boobs0

    Talk on the phone a lot:

    Call clients and pester them with annoying questions. Call your cable company and complain. Call your Congressman and complain. Call me and tell me a good joke. Call your wife and tell her you're obsessed with Jaline. Call your therapist and tell her you're obsessed with me. Call your Bishop and tell him you're obsessed with all of us, in a carnal way. Call your Bishop by his first name, and see if he gets peeved. Call a guitar store and talk to the guy about pickups. Call the escort service and get a little pickup. Call your dealer and order me an eightball, and put it on your tab.

    Report back when you're done with the list.

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