Pic of the Day
Pic of the Day
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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
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- the painbenfal99
- i like th um-ber-ella to keep his calf drytoe_knee
- Why didn't he just wait until he was flacid again?ETM
- I'm assuming it's like a rubber band effect. Keeping blood in the wiener.Mellimelvin
- I read to the second para and thought he tried to “mount” one of the blue bollards.MrOneHundred
- you know this from experience Mellimelvin?
Point5 - Your mom gave me the rubber band! hahahahaMellimelvin
- That whore!Point5
- man, those holes are that small i couldn't even put my finger in it!stewart
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