more shit scottish jokes.
more shit scottish jokes.
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An Englishman is rambling in the highlands. He works up a thirst, and, spotting a freshwater stream, bends down to scoop up some water in one hand.
A Scotsman comes over the hill, and seeing the Englishman about to drink, he shouts "Dinnae drink tha! It's full o cow's kak n pish!"
The Englishman stops and says "Sorry old boy, I must confess I don't quite understand the Scottish vernacular. Could you possibly repeat what you were saying, in Queen's English?"
The Scotsman replies "I said, 'USE BOTH HANDS!'"