more shit scottish jokes.
more shit scottish jokes.
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A Yankee, a Brit, and a Scotsman are sitting at a bar. Each orders a pint, and surprisingly, a fly lands in each glass.
The American pays no heed and chugs down the beer, fly and all.
The Englishman politely asks the barman for a teaspoon, fishes out the fly and folds it neatly in a napkin.
The Scot looks down at the bug in his lager, pulls a pair of tweezers out from under his tam, and carefully picks up the fly by its tiny wings. He leans in, looks the fly in the eyes and says:
"ALL RIGHT YE WEE FUCKER, NOW SPIT IT OUT!"