Damn Hiccups

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  • harlequino0

    Here's something else that helps:

    Look for something elongated, like a banana, a stapler, or a small house plant.
    Jam it up your ass, but not all the way. Let a good 3-4 inches hang out.
    Now run around and find an office mate, and yell in your best desperate action movie voice, "There's no time! You've got to help me! The reactor is gonna blow any second. I can't reach the lever (show them your ass)! You'll have to pull it for me or we're all gonna die!!"

    Granted, this won't cure hiccups, but golly, it will create some smiling faces.

    • ha haa. I'll just live with the hiccups for the rest of my lifedbloc

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