Water Closet Rules
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recent horror story
went to a church function with my girlfriend's family and went downstairs to use the restroom before hand, as i walk in, (this is a church keep in mind, not a trucker's washroom or reststop on the interstate) there is a 40-50 year old guy at the urinal huffing and moaning with his pants down to his ankles the only thing covering his ass is the dressshirt that is obviously too big for him. he turns his head (thankfully that is all he turned) and says hey and goes back to huffing i take about half a second of this in to recognize that i am supremely uncomfortable. added to this moaning and carrying on is him whisping in air like the sound you make when something is painful / burning.
i walk into the stall and stand there listening to it for about 2 seconds when i turn around and walk back out. (the only reason i went in at all was because my stomach was killing me and i had to take a shit the size of kansas) i couldn't handle it. i didn't have to shit that badly though a second ago i thought i was going to explode. it was seriously the most uncomfortable i have ever been in my life.
as i walked out some guy was walking in and gave the dude at the urinal a look which probably mirrored mine when i first walked in. it would have been a look of utter disgust if you could have wrapped your brain around it in sufficient time but more likely it was a look of utter confusion and fear.
my only estimation was one of the 4 conclusions:
1. guy with severe STD
2. guy wanking in church restrrom
3. guy with STD wanking in church restroom
4. actually i cant think of number 4 but i'm leaning heavily towards number 3 anyway