Water Closet Rules

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    I often get the black dog rubbing my leg when I go to the toilet - the full horror of my remaining existence comes to the fore and I think - 'Christ - another 30 to 40 years of THIS? Really, what's the point?'.

    But then I skew and pee on the bastard 'til he whines and runs off barking.

    And then I realise, Christ, it was just an allusion - now I've got to wipe all that pee off the floor.

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    • or don't bother to clean it, as in the case of many of the classier nightclubs I've been fortunate enough to frequent.ian
    • Memoires from a bubble_salisae_
    • If man shall meet the Black Dog once, it shall be for joy; and if twice, for sorrow; and if thrice, he shall dieSpookytim
    • _sal - peeing in a bubble's only fun for so long.
      spoo - where's that from?      detritus
    • Thomas Pynchon legend.Spookytim
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