Karaoke songs
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ahh reminds me of a story when I was back in Nam (Vietnam) goes somit like this:
THeres 5 of us, crazy gang of guys from LAOS. A
cold beer would be great so we decide to check out the karaoke bar - an
arms length from the hotel. The barman tells us to follow him to a booth -
up 4 flights of stairs (im thinking this looks dodge). A door opens and
inside this room is 5 viet' guys with 5 viet' girls on their arms. hmm ...
this looks dodgy-er.... CoM CoM SHEET DOWWAN MA FREENZ -so we do. Out come
the beers and then so do 5 more viet' girls. ....ummm whats this....uh
oh.. they all sit between us - 1 girl on each arm. OK they seem quite
friendly so we start to queue up some tunes on the machine. I chose ELVIS
-'suspicious minds' (quite fitting with the scenerio we're in) and i can
honestly say that it my rendition was ABSOLUTLEY BRILLANT. Went down well
with everyone. The others sang beach boys 'surfing' but the funniest was
the viet' dude singing Micheal Jackson 'billie jean'. Yowser this dude was
howling and making us all cry with laughter. It hit 2am - 2 other viet'
guys came in turned the lights and karioke off. HAnd us the bill and oh
dear - we get stung with a stupid bill. We end up paying $14 each for 1
beer, but we had to pay for the ladies company and the drinks they had.
DOH
We all looked at each other and thought - STUPID BLOODY FARANGS. Ah well- cut a long story short - Elvis and Suspicious Minds.citizen_h