Speed dating
Out of context: Reply #7
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Look, I'm a functional alcoholic who flirts with any girl that catches my eye. As long as you don't get jealous, I think we can have a long relationship together.And by jealous, I mean of my ability to drink. I think the best way for you to not be jealous of the girls I talk to, is realize how egotistical and rude I am - then just think that any other girl would not put up with my antics.
I've found that works.
Oh looks like the time is up. Good thing too, you have the type of face that looks like you have a voice that would annoy me. On second thought we should probably just be fuck buddies. You know what I'm just here for moral support with my friend.
What are you writing?
It better be, "Hottest guy here."
It's not?
Oh I'm writing, "Stuck up bitch." on mine so take that.
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Next girl
---I'm getting bored of saying the same thing over and over again. You?
Yea, these things are kind of weird aren't they?
Amen to that.
Do you like coffee?
Hrm, shame. I only like coffee if it's Irished up and without the coffee part.
Haha, I'm kidding. Hey let's blow this popsicle stand before you get stuck talking to that guy * points at madirish * and I get stuck talking to ... well any other girl that's not you.
Fin.