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An impossibly thin and shy man called Pedro had never had very many luck with girls until he decided to wear several layers of t-shirts and sweaters and put on a more aggressive attitude towards life and people in general. Eventually, he met this girl called Maria and, being both very Christian, the problem of undressing himself and making love never arose itself until their wedding-night. As Maria lay in bed waiting for him, all his old fears and memories of rejection suddenly started to came back to his mind - but he, in a last desperate bout of courage, considered: "it's now or never! let's do this" he mumbled with a weird cringe of his teeth. So he undressed, gathered speed, and jumped into bed as soon as he crossed the door's threshold, landing in a portentous manly fly over the naked body of Maria with a spectacular "Ta-da!!!!!!".
At that instant, an horrific shrill shout was heard through the entire house: "AAAAAaaaaah, Pedro, come fast - the Crucifix has fallen over me!"