Hahahaha I;'m funny

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  • chossy0

    his guy is sitting in his house watching telly and enjoying a lovely sandwich.
    he hears a small faint tap on the front door
    he goes to the door opens it sees nothing then he hears a little voice from below saying hiya down here
    he looks down to see a cute wee snail
    the snail says can I come in for some lettuce please?
    the guy picks up the snail and fucking boots it across the road and way over the bushes into a park.
    he goes back to his lovely sandwich
    about six months later he hears a kock on the door he goes to it and he sees the same snail beneath him
    the snail says what did you do that for.

    • haha, and child friendly too.kelpie
    • thats an antique but i can thankfully say that no cats were harmed in the posting of this joke7point34

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