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My attempt at the HRC math
by ChrisR
AL(52) 27 -25 Obama. Too southern. So discount.
AK(13) 9-4 Obama. Discount. Too Red.
AS(3) 2-1 HRC. Counts, even though not held in state.
AZ(56) 31-25 HRC. Counts, even though McCain from the state.
AR(35) 27-8 HRC. Arkansas is the birthplace of democracy.
CA(370) 202-161-7 Largest state in country. Although both will carry in November, Hillary would double plus carry the electoral votes.
CO(55) 32-13 Obama. Caucus state. Therefore, undercounts "real" Americans who are too busy to caucus. PS: Screw that open Senate seat -- can't you see we're trying to elect a President?
CT(48) 26-22 Obama. Don't you know that Obama endorsed Leiberman?
DE(15) 9-6 Obama. Too small. Also, borders a much more important Pennsylvania.
DA(7) Obama. Too foreign.
DC(15) Obama. Not a state. For crying out loud.
GA(87) 60-27 Obama. Democrats there don't really vote, they aspire.
ID(18) 15-3 Obama. Larry Craig's from there. Also, a caucus. Counting a caucus makes the terrorists win, as it disenfranchises the military.
IL(153) 104-49 Obama. You have to be kidding me.
IA(45) Obama 16-15. Caucus state. Also violated rules by voting before Michigan and Florida.
KS(32) 23-9 Obama. Caucus, red state. Also, very flat. Sebelius' son joked about prison, too.
LA(56) 34-22 Obama. Uses French law.
ME(24) 15-9 Obama. Invaded by Canadian latte sipping African Americans.
MD(70) 42-28 Obama. Too many black people.
MA(93) 55-38 HRC. Now you're talking. Take that, KERRY AND KENNEDY!!!
MN(72) 48-24 Obama. Mondale was from there. Also, a caucus, thereby disenfranchising the elderly and those who work the night shift.
MO(72) 36-36 Tie. I allow them to stay, despite the temerity of so many voters going for Obama in a swing state.
NE(24) 16-8 Obama. Caucus. Bill Nelson should just switch parties.
NV(25) 13-12 Obama. I recall it differently, so I'm changing the results to 15-10 Hillary.
NH(22) Technically, a tie, but again I'm changing the results to 15-7 HRC to reflect the massive wonderful supercomeback.
NJ(107) 59-48 Hillary. They count.
NM(26) 14-12 Hillary. They chose not to secede, but barely.
NY(232) 138-93 Hillary. Counts a great deal.
ND(13) 8-5 Obama. Caucus state. We shouldn't even field Senate candidates there.
OK(38) 24-14 HRC. Here's a tricky one. Although a red state, they are allowed to have their delegates seated because we might win this due to a massive influx of women voters who will carry the state.
SC(45) 25-12 Obama. Jesse carried this. Twice. Also, Ft. Sumpter.
TN(68) 40-28 Hillary. They're allowed to stay, if only to prevent a Gore endorsement.
UT(23) 14-9 Obama. No Ds reside in this state. They also don't drink coffee.
VA(83) 54-29 Obama. Too many black people. Also, Jim Webb isn't a real democrat.
VI(3) 3-0 Obama. They're not in the country, unlike American Samoa.
WA(78) 52-26 Obama. Latte land. Also, a caucus state and therefore chose to secede.
HI(20) 14-6 Obama. One of ten home states for Obama.
WI(74) 42-32 Obama. Although a swing state and not a caucus, discounted because Hillary didn't "try."
OH(141) 74-65. Clearly one of five states that matter. Ohio, ohio, ohio. God, don't you listen to Tim Russert?
RI(21) 13-8 Hillary. As Rhode Island goes, so goes the nation.
TX(193) 92-92. Screw this. Only count the primaries.
VT(15) 9-6 Obama. You're kidding. Freaking lefties.
WY(12) 7-5 Obama. Caucus state, which only disenfranchises people. You're about democracy, right.To my count, Hillary should win the nomination as a result of her clear, unambigious victories.