bicycles get no respect
bicycles get no respect
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ok, feasible solutions to the problem:
1. ride with your cock out while weilding a large 2 headed dildo (can be used as weapon if necessary)
2. get an air horn
3. cover yourself with fake blood and black war paint
4. ride like there are demons chasing you
5. yell at those demons a lot
6. bark and snarl viciously while drooling and blowing your airhorn at anyone who honks or speaks to you. simultaneously start masturbating for the duration of your airhorn blast.no shit. people will learn quick who you are and not to fuck with you.
=)