so Help me God
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If I was the good christian who illustrated this scene for the general edification of all good Christian people. I'd probably lie awake in bed at night wondering why I was noticeably a little... twitchy... and bulgy ... around the gay man's crotch. All the other characters, he's just daubed them in... " Atheist there, ACLU the salesman there, okay and, ah... okay, gay man here... little bit of a groomed look... tidy hair, bit of red on those fine lips, okay, lets see now, oh! I know... nice blouse-style shirt... lets... lets just open that up, there.. at the.. front, see a little of that...ahh, that... waxed chest and, ahh... YEAH, okay, nice tight denims now, oh yeah, he's a gay guy alright... that's a gay, right there... just ah, just do the legs, and... up to the, ah... the dirty... the... do a... bulge... tight jeans... bulge... swelling... hard, under there... hard and... ah... okay, lets ... okay... I need some air. REVEREND? I'M ALMOST DONE HERE"