Drinking Stories
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Ah, transportation vs. drunk...
Story 2:
In college I was visiting friends at UT in Austin, we went to a big party about 1.25 hours away south of Austin. The plans were th STAY THE NIGHT THERE as there was plenty of room to sleep. I even took a blanket with.
So all night, I'm drinking straight out of the keg and clutching a bottle of Cuervo and drinking it like it's water (I used to have an awesome ability to drink tequila, luckily I do not anymore).
I was hammered beyond belief, so I went into my friend's truck, put back the seat and went to sleep.
At like 3 a.m. everyone piles into the truck, wakes me up, and we're headed back to Austin. Everyone is drunk, and driving comes down to the person who is "least drunk" and certainly not "most sober." WTF I look back at moments like that and wonder how I'm alive.
So my friend Foster drives it is he, me, and another girl in the front seats, and 3 guys and two girls crammed into the backseat like sardines.
Lots of curved roads and hills to get to the highway, my stomach was not enjoying it.
We finally hit the highway my friend just gunned it up to 70 mph at the on ramp.I got the window rolled halfway down and vomited heavily, with most of it blowing back inside the truck and onto everyone sitting behind my seat.
My best friend, whose truck we were in, goes "Oh my GOD I've got puke in my fuckin eye!"And this girl Jamie, who was the sweetest girl normally, got puke on her and was just nonstop "I F'ING HATE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE THEIR LIQUOR!!! WHY DID YOU DRINK SO MUCH!!! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!"
and my friend Andrea sitting beside me was practically crying at the pain I was in, started yelling back at the girl above screaming "HE DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE GOING TO LEAVE THERE!! HE WAS ALREADY ASLEEP! HE CAN'T HELP IT!!!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!!!"
We made it to Austin and the next day examined my friend's truck: the whole passenger side was splattered with puke all the way to the back bumper - like something Jackson Pollock would have done!
LOL