Drinking Stories
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I gotta follow up on that NJ story..going to be long, but totally worth it - I mean it was an entire lost drunken weekend. Before it was over we (a group of 12 or so guys) got thrown out of four motels, flipped buegers until they stuck on ceilings, got into a couple of fistfights, slept under the boardwalk with some hobos...I mean you name it we did..
But it started with my bud renting a condo down there from some girl where he worked. So we loaded up three cars and trekked down to the Jersey coast (this was 1989 - bon jovi hair metal days) on a friday and slept in the cars. That morning we split into three teams - team one would secure the condo, team two would go get the alcohol and team three would get the meat for all the BBQing. I was in team one..so about 10am we go up to the condo, unlock the door only to find out a family sleeping there. We were like "Gee, sorry..we rented the condo after you guys for this weekend. No rush, when you leave we'll be downstairs..."
So about 20 minutes later dude form the condo comes outside and says "There's no way you long haired faggots are sleeping in my sisters condo..."
Ah. The keys we got were from the daughter of the woman who owned the place...we thought it was cool and we paid $400 to use the place for 2 days. So we're arguing with the guy. He says he's going to call the police we say fine - in fact we'll cALL the police.
Police show up see 12 long haired guys, three cars, cases of beer and vodka and bags full of every red meat available ready to wreck the town like vikings and a family unit of four. Guess who the cops side with. Lots of arguing and so forth..and then my friend says he wants to press charges cause he verbally assaulted us by calling us "long haired faggots" and poking us in the chest. Cop says fine and tells us to go to the station and file a complaint...
Well we lost the condo and the $400 but wrecked the town anyway. But this is the best part - so we actually filed a complaint against this guy and both parties had to go back to NJ for a court hearing -everyone involved was form NY. So mr chest poker kept calling my friend to drop the charges saying "Look I work a really tight job, there is no way I can leave work without risking my job, I have a family to feed.." and my friend was like "Well you should of thought of that before you assaulted me..."
This went on for weeks this guy pleading to drop the charges, etc. And my friend keeps telling him to fuck off.
So the day comes and we take the four hour drive down to the Jersey shore. The guy shows up and he's pissed. We walk into the courtroom and wait for the case to be called...
They finally call us, everyone walks up and then my friend says "Your honor, I hate to waste the courts time, but I believe I would like to drop the charges at this time."
Mr Chest Poke goes absolutely batshit "You goddamn motherfuckers! You cost me my job!! I'll fucking kill you...."
Suffice to say the guy got fined $2,000 in contempt of court charges and the judge read him the riot act.
We just cracked up the second we walked out of court. My friend realized we had nothing to really stand on so he just wanted to piss the fucker off...
Great fucking weekend..