Drinking Stories
Drinking Stories
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The problem with heavy drinking, of course, is transportation.
Following the prerequisite "I'm not driving, you drive." "Fuck that, you drive." ... You eventually get to, "Screw it. I'm walking." "Let's go."
On one such evening a friend and I left the bar at closing to the barmaids triumphant declaration, "I've never seen two guys drink so much Guinness before."
As we began the steady incline towards my house I realized that the country measurement of "as the crow flies" has the urban opposite of "as the drunk stagers", turning two miles into six.