Drinking Stories
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First time I ever got drunk was freshman year of college (loads of drugs came first in the previous years). Went over to my friends' college an hour away to hang out now that we were in the same state. They were a few years ahead.
Not sure what I had, but I had a lot of it. We were all in this one dorm room when the mondo drunk hit. There were these couple of girls there too, who (while drunk anyway) were pretty hot. Or maybe they weren't, who knows. Dangle a week old roast beef sandwhich in front of a starving bum and see if they care about flavor.
Anyway, I was (as my friend put it) 'eyeballing them' in a most unsettling way. Then it hit. I needed to be naked. Really needed to. Apparently, I stood up and made like i was gonna strip, exclaiming "Man, I want to be naked. These clothes are just wrong!"
It was bedlam. The girls freaked out and ran, and three of my friends had to jump on me to keep me still. I wriggled and continued to yell and try to strip. After ten minutes of being restrained, I fell asleep.