How to pretend you are working.

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  • mg330

    LOL at taking 3 hour lunches. I've never had that luxery at most of my last jobs, especially where I've been for five years now, but it reminded me of when I sacked groceries in high school at a pretty busy grocery store - I was dating a girl and on my 45 minute or hour lunch break a few times I clocked out, went to her house JUST FOR 30 MINUTES, and ended up making out with her for nearly two hours. Fleeting love!

    The first time I did that I got back to work and no one noticed... I remember just thinking "how can that be? how did a manager not keep track of my lunch time?"

    Started playing with fire and probably pulled that off five more times, always keeping the "I went home and fell asleep" excuse armed and ready.

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