OJ Done Did It
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"Now I address the court, let's have Mr. Simpson try on some of this alleged sports paraphanalia...go ahead OJ, try it on..."
*Simpson struggles into jersey too sizes too small
"Now if the court will look to this 'autographed' poster of my client..see here, this 'image' of Mr. Simpson is only three feet tall..now look at my client here, look at this healthy specimen of a upstanding man...is he three feet tall? Mmmm-hmmm...I don't believe so...
Now members of the Jury I ask you to listen to this tape..."
"You give me back my stuff, motherfucker..."
Now I ask, does this man seated here, who allegedly had 'acquired Mr. Simpsons 'memorabilia' does he look like someone that might, under different and varied circumstances 'fuck' someone who is a mother? I would asy probably...and finally, here in this corner is Chewbacca....
So, we have Chewbacca, a mother fucker, a tiny un;life like Simpson and a jersey that just won't fit...it is clear you must acquit...nothing further."