Final Email on Last Day
Final Email on Last Day
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- fyoucher10
Dear Co-workers and the bestest of friends,
Thy day has arrived and tis the day for me to depart from this wonderful dwelling.
For the gentlemen, I have left a soft brown token of remembrance in each of the four standing urinals, paperless and unique in its own shape and smell.
For the ladies, as you may have already have discovered, I have left my gracious exploits of a man in your coffee this morning. Slightly bitter, semi sweet, shall never dissolve and always calorie free.
And for my boss of 10 years, Harry, I leave you my pornographic collection which I have spent nearly 8 hours every day here collecting.
I bid farewell to you all. May your brothers, make brothers and sisters, with your sister.
Bestest,
Son