Final Email on Last Day
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To the complacent,
I applaud you and your tenure. Your endurance and tolerance for this enterprise are far beyond my comprehension.
For those of you who will still be forging your doctors notes for your day trips to cancun where you'll undoubtedly shack up with another equally ugly, disgrunteled, parrot-headed, office lackey.
For those of you who will be sucking back the lackluster coffee in the breakroom as you spread your scandelous rumors of your loathed upper management.
For you who persist for no other reason than to persist, I salute you.
Now, I must forge my way and leave you behind. And as a token of my unwavering and unquestionable respect for each of you, I leave my legacy. To you all I leave my desk, my pencils, my printer, my rolodex and the six weeks worth of work that stacked up on my desk as I honed and perfected my resume. All this while you drank your mojito's, sneered and snickered at your supervisors shortcomings and decorated your cubicles with pictures of sanjay and tay zonday. I give it all to you.
Farewell.