Random Crazy Stories
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Back in grade 3 or 4, me and two friends were hanging out in front of my apartment building. We were pretty bored, so I get the bright idea we play a trick on someone...
I suggest we all take a piss in a cup and set it up as a trap. So we find an empty yogurt plastic container and fill it up around 3/4 full. We put it in a tree branch and then we see these two kids from another neighborhood walking towards us. They come up to us and ask what we're doing, so I tell them we're about to make cabbage rolls from leaves and mud and we're gonna throw them up in the air and watch them explode and it will be crazy fun. I grab a few leaves from the tree and start rolling some mud in, and tell them to join in and do the same.
They fall for it, so one kid jumps up as high as he could, grabs onto a branch and tries to break it off. The cup we pissed in falls straight onto his forehead, spilling all over his hair, face and clothes... it was a perfect hit. Took him a few seconds to realize what the liquid was and what just happened. My two friends and I burst out laughing while running away as fast as we could while this kid is screaming and throwing rocks at us.
That was the meanest thing I've ever done to someone. I havent't seen him since, which is probably a good thing. I wonder what he told his mom when he got home.