Random Crazy Stories
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my girlfriend and I woke up one night to hear the dude in the bachelor suite next door arguing with 3 other guys about how much they just tipped the hooker.
how much do you tip a hooker?
after much screaming and yelling one of them determined that dave (my neighbor) tipped the prostitute way too much and he should share his crack with everyone.
girlfriend and i are still in bed and only half awake.
then one of them starts screaming "HES GOT A GUN" over and over again.
after a lot more screaming and yelling they clear out of the suite and hide outside behind my girlfriends car. while screaming "WE WANT OUR CRACK DAVE!"
after about 15mins one of them hiding behind my girlfriends car (who wasn't wearing shoes) throws a brick through Daves window.
i had enough. it was late. i was tired and had to work in the morning. put on some pants and grabbed my million candle flash light. and went outside onto the back landing area which was 10 feet above my girlfriends car.
shined the light on them and yelled "FREEZE!!!!"
they were gone like roaches