Random Crazy Stories
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- elahon0
When I was in grade school I sat with my best friend on the bus, and all of the dumbass rednecks sat in the back throwing paper at us and shit. Well my friend had a knack for being able to get a nice thick milky spit going and lean forward and, almost like a yo-yo, let a nice log string drip out, and suck it back up. When he was standing up, he could get the string to be like 2 feet long before sucking it back up. Well, one day as we are pulling into school and the doors open, I stand up to get out of the way and my friend lets loose a nice thick string of spit, about a foot and a half long, and whips his head back and this thick ass ropy jizm-like string of spit flies back and gets 3 assholes across the faces. Well, we book ass off of the bus and eventually got our asses pounded for it later that day. But man it was worth it.
On a side note, one time this same kid saved his spit in his mouth for the entire 40 min. bus ride. By the time we got to school he looked like Dizzy Gillespie (http://growabrain.typepad.com/p... He stepped off of the bus leaned over and spit out what looked like a pint of spit. That spot on the concrete was still there later that day. SOOOOO much spit.