Roommate Stories?
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My roommate burned fries one night in the apartment. Anyway I was just about to leave for my teaching placement, when i decided to see what the funk was all about. I opened the oven and a wall of black smoke hit me like a kick in the face. I didn't have time to change. I just went onto my placement. All day, I heard the children whispering to each other, about the funky smell, I had acquired. One of them said, Mr. Cleary smells like BBQ.
Other roommate stories at a glance:
Returning one day to a male roommate dancing and singing to Britney spears in his under pants.
Returning to see a roommate fornicating on the kitchen table.
Having my roommates friends steal, property from the house.
Having roommates take large shits, and not flushing the toilet.
Finding suspicious body fluids in the shower.
Seeing a friend of a roommate take a piss in the fish tank.