Roommate Stories?
Roommate Stories?
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That third roommate I told you about earlier:
One night I was tending to the caluses on my feet, huge yellow things the size of a fingertip that I had cut off with my Swiss Army knife.
I put them on a piece of paper with a note that said "Lucas, you always complain about being so hungry when you wake up. Here are some delicious caluses I cut off my feet last night. Enjoy!"
Another time I put one of those fake arms (like you slam in a car door) in the toilet coming up out of the drain. The guy goes to piss when he wakes up and there's a hand sticking up at him! He was actually really scared, it freaked him out.