Roommate Stories?

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    In college I had a roommate who would bring random girls home from the bar and make them watch him play Medal of Honor on his PS2.

    He was unemployed and usually started his day at 10pm. He had/has illusions of being a blues musician.

    I worked as a tech in the 24 hour computer labs, and that semester I had a 4am-8am shift. I come home and there's cocaine all over the coffee table, a random girl in the kitchen with a nosebleed, and my roommate pacing around really wired.

    Then he started fucking the girlfriend of the biggest drug dealer in town (it was a small town) and making sure everyone knew.

    Also, the most I ever saw him buy in terms of food was a bottle of Maker's Mark. Luckily the only food of mine he ever ate was a box of Cheezits.

    I spent a semester in Italy and had a roommate who stole my food and my favorite jacket, hid in her room chainsmoking and talked shit about the rest of us (it was a 4-person apartment).

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