Roommate Stories?
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My roommate sat me down to tell me that he was upset and hurt because when he came home I didn't stop what I was doing and come talk to him about his day.
I told him we weren't married and to grow a pair.
Actually, I didn't say that but I should've.Another roommate had weird digestive issues and ate garbage plates all the time.
One time he took a dump and didn't flush it. It looked like someone had chewed a full pack of chaw and spit it out into the toilet and then it sat there for several months. Except that it was poop.I made my other roommate come in a look at it and we had a laugh before almost throwing up and had to flush it.
That same roommate also had a deformed concave chest and we used to tell him to eat cereal out of it.
Another time we were making fun of him about his deformed chest and he pulled up his shirt and my friend screams "Oh my God!! You punched his chest in! ahhhhh!!!"
We almost died laughing.
My roommate was not happy.