Roommate Stories?
Roommate Stories?
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The guy I moved to Chicago with:
One day in the morning I was getting up to brush my teeth, and this really big girl came out of the bathroom, I had no idea who it was or what she was doing there. Just kind of chunky and totally not the type of girl he'd usually bring home.
He passed me in the hall as she was going into his room and he just goes:
"WHAT AN OINKER!!!!"
And then he reached over his head and lifted his nose up and just started snorting like a pig, right in my face.
I was dying laughing and asked why he brought a girl like that home and just says "Come on man, you know about my fat fetish, right? Big girls need love too!"
Swear to God that is all true. I was laughing so much I nearly threw up.