Hair Metal

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    I just thought of the all pushing-40 something metal mammas pushing the accumulated yards of cellulite back into the zebra patterned spandex leggings and trying to squeeze past me like a horde of angry and thirsty water buffalo to get to the front of the stage to show Steaphen Pearcy and Brett Michaels their fading rose tattoos adorning there sagging breasts all squashed together in lightweight cottony tank tops. With fringes.

    I shudder and realize the armegeddon is upon us.

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