Hair Metal
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- TheBlueOne
http://idolator.com/tunes/festiv…
Oh. My. God.
We can pray for some random act of god that could take out the lot of them.
- BonSeff0
that actually looks pretty epic
- Seanbot0
half the bands that are 'credible' these days wouldnt be anywhere without the shitmetal of the 80s.
- mrdobolina0
I think it would be funny as shit to go to that.
- TheBlueOne0
NT roadtrip?
- BonSeff0
sure, acid washed only tho
extra credit for backpatches
- jevad0
holy. fucking. shit.
!!!
RATT with Pearcy fronting!?
- welded0
Poison used to be my favourite band, and I still have a bunch of this sort of stuff in iTunes... but I wouldn't go to this.
- AndyRoss0
It's another great reason to avoid going to Oklahoma.
- czawada0
"No need to resort to violence, Bambino. When Poison plays "Every Rose Has Its Thorn", the mass Bic-flicking will ignite the lingering cloud of Aqua-Net, and the whole place will go up in a blaze. I'm putting my money on this one to win the 2007 Darwin Award. Any takers?"
- flagellum0
There is no question about it... this will be the catalyst for the apocolypse.
- TheBlueOne0
I just thought of the all pushing-40 something metal mammas pushing the accumulated yards of cellulite back into the zebra patterned spandex leggings and trying to squeeze past me like a horde of angry and thirsty water buffalo to get to the front of the stage to show Steaphen Pearcy and Brett Michaels their fading rose tattoos adorning there sagging breasts all squashed together in lightweight cottony tank tops. With fringes.
I shudder and realize the armegeddon is upon us.
- nessdog0
Whaaat are you on about... it sounds POWERFUL! I'm so in.
- Redmond0
I'm sure the music will be better than that upcoming Coachella pretentious wankfest of people who all sing off key.
- Redmond0
Not that hair metal isn't a wank fest, mind you!!!
- k0na_an0k0
OMG I would LOVE to be at this show. haha.
How much friggin fun would that be? I'd definitely have to grown a motorcycle stash and wear a wing.
- k0na_an0k0
CRAP. Wing = Wig
- ********0
Someone needs to go to do a "Metal Parking Lot Part II" Documentary
