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An elderly woman decided to place a personal ad in a senior citizen flyer at her "Active Adults Community":
'MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON'.On the second day her doorbell rang. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you ... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled and said, "Well, therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"But...you don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled and said, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Well...are you still good in bed?"
The old man just leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
THE WEDDING IS SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY