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Hey Para, what's the matter with Pilates?
I told a slightly more randy version of that a few years ago.
I was visiting some friends, and we went to brunch the next morning with one of my friend's mothers as well.
I was on a roll, and just kept dropping lewd comment after lewd comment, and when I got in my Pilates routine the waitress ran over and simply said, "If I didn't already serve your food I would have spit in it."
To which I could only reply, "Well that seems like the most Christian thing to do."
All my friends were of course holding in laughter, embarassed, et cetera.
My biddy asked my friend's mother how she can stand being in public with me.
To which she responded ...
"What? ... I turned off my hearing aid the second Jerome started flapping his gums about an hour ago."