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Out of context: Reply #34

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  • chz0

    Me:
    sup god dude
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    fucking sweet, how is that going?
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    I don't know, you tell me
    God:
    I thought I told you already.
    Me:
    no you didn't, you asked me. are you drunk?
    God:
    Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. What makes you think I did not me asked you? No I am sober.
    Me:
    could have fooled me, were you drinking jesus' blood again?
    God:
    Once more? It's possible.
    Me:
    nice, he has some fuckin poten bood doesn't he
    God:
    Thank you for your kindness.
    Me:
    any time dude
    God:
    No I don't think there are any.
    Me:
    any what?
    God:
    You know, any stuff.
    Me:
    dude, you need to lay off the blood
    God:
    Easier said than done. Dude,.
    Me:
    true dat
    God:
    I've lost the context, . Are we still on fucking sweet how?
    Me:
    you lost me god dude
    God:
    Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Which part were you confused about?
    Me:
    your existence
    God:
    You think I am existence.
    Me:
    I don't think you exist
    God:
    I exist as much as you do.
    Me:
    prove it
    God:
    It is self-evident.
    Me:
    no it's not. anyway, how are the bitches treating you?
    God:
    Yes it is. They are fine as far as I know.
    Me:
    awesome, get laid lately?
    God:
    How about earlier? What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    anything with Tom Cruise, he rules

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