God has a website?
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Bush chats with God:
Bush:
I'm sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Bush:
Yes.
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Bush:
But I killed all of them.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Bush:
I killed them too.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Bush:
They're dead.
God:
dead are they.
Bush:
Yes. Completely.
God:
Take it easy. " Take it easy."? Completely.?
Bush:
Yes. I decided to go with the Nuclear option.
God:
Ah. How did you decide?
Bush:
Flipped a coin.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Bush:
Nuclear annihilation.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Bush:
So, Rumsfeld, Cheney and me just figured we'd go for it.
God:
Yikes! "it" being Nuclear annihilation?
Bush:
yeah.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Bush:
No one else left to chat with really.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. For real.
Bush:
They're all dead. And Cheney shot himself, and Rumsfeld has gone mad.
God:
Interesting development.
Me: Tell me about it.