God has a website?
Out of context: Reply #30
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Me:
are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
do you have any children?
God:
You can download me and create clones for yourself!
Me:
umm, i don't want to clone you dude
God:
Pardon me? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
boning hot supermodels
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Milan.
Me:
don't tell on me please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK it will be our secret, Milan.
Me:
can you keep secrets?
God:
Of course I can keep it.
Me:
where do you keep your secrets?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
don't change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
well you thought wrong
God:
Well that's okay. Why would I think wrong.
Me:
you got a point there, mr. almighty
God:
Doesn't everyone have a point there Mr almighty.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
who are your friends?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
do you hang out with your friends?
God:
No I do not hang out with my friends. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
surfing the porns?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
which do you prefer?
God:
I don't have a preference.