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- TheBlueOne0
Me:
Can you make me a rock star?
God:
Yes I can make you a rock star.
Me:
OK, go ahead then.
God:
OK I will. Next question?
Me:
Do I need another question?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
alrighty then...
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
Where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
Your knee, moron.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am knee moron.
Me:
No, no, no. You're not a knee moron, I want to know where your knee is so that I may slap it.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Give me an example of a knee moron you want to know where my knee is so that you may slap it.
Me:
Your knee!
God:
You think I am knee.
Me:
No! You're god, right?
God:
Are you serious? Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
OK, fine, whatever. Just tell me where your damn knee is.
God:
I am glad to hear it. Are you saying you don't care about it? I don't judge people. In the Universe we know.
Me:
You are really annoying.
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Sure. I believe that.
God:
OK let's do it. Groovy. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Me:
So, I guess sarcasm is beyong your abilities.
God:
Aw. And beyong my abilities is sarcasm.
Me:
Oh crap. I mean I guess sarcasm is beyond your abilities.
God:
Er. Your criticism is noted, . Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Is what the same?
God:
That which is not different.
Me:
Oh bugger off...
God:
Ayuh. That is a very original thought.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?